Pearl says it all...

Cost for bag of apples to feed your horses = $3.29
Cost for ticket to see a Brad Pitt movie after = $6.50
Cost for dinner at Red Lobster = FREE with gift card

Cost for functional catalytic converter = PRICELESS

I am not going to swear. My converter died while I was less than one mile from my house in the slush and fog, instead of dying AFTER my full list of planned activities, when it would have been cold, dark and icy. See how thankful I am? Why, I am FULL of fucking good cheer.

Oops.



I'm going back to watch Will Ferrell's videos until my eyes fall out of my head. Have you seen "Good Cop, Baby Cop" yet? It's Pearl's retirement video.