New Government Seal

Official Announcement:

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!


Provided from a friend who would probably prefer to remain anonymous in Denver, CO. In case she doesn't, her name is Mo.