Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Cover Your Ass

[I have always believed it pays to cover one's ass. All I lacked was proof.]

Dutch man injures posterior in mooning accident AP News

Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong.

A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke."

It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his derriere."

The statement released Tuesday says police detained the three men after the incident Sunday morning. But the cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.

The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital.


Even Dave Grohl knows when to cover his ass--especially near glass objects.


1 comment:

Kurt W said...

If you are going to run a story like that an get me all worked up, at least have a picture of this said "Dutch Boy".