Why do agoraphobics blog?

Because they are afraid to leave their houses. Because it's hot outside. Because it's cold outside. Because the traffic is bad. Because gas is expensive. Because agoraphobics prefer Picasa photo albums to Walgreens--though Walgreens sells fresh Reeses Cups and Picasa doesn't. Because agoraphobics like to think they're on the cutting edge, when in fact they are simply "on the edge."

I'm starting this for all the personal nonsense that has no business being on my niece's more innocent blog. And because it seems only natural to progress from talking to oneself to typing to oneself. It is the 21st century, after all.