Stuttering Cat

[Thanks to my friend, Sarah Fox, sweltering over in the southern California desert.]

A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students.

'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

A little girl raised her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and, before we knew it, he jumped
over the fence into our yard!'

'That must have been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said the little girl.

'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'....
And before he could say 'F*ck!!!', the Rottweiler ate him.