Do you ever just get an urge...

To see a movie you haven't thought about in decades?



No? I guess it's just me, then.

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And sometimes, good news

Richard Crook celebrates with a dog he rescued at Crystal Beach, Texas, on the Bolivar Peninsula, Thursday, Sept. 18, 2008. Crook and others searched the area destroyed by Hurricane Ike for dogs, cats and any other pets they could located and rescue.
(AP Photo/Eric Gay)

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I'll take the guy in the middle...

I'm just sayin...


People look at one of the fountains of The Magic Circuit of Water in Lima, Thursday, Aug. 28, 2008. The Magic Circuit of Water in the Reserve Park, accepted by Guinness Record as the biggest fountains complex of the world, is a complex of thirteen fountains that combine movement, lights of several colors, sounds and Peruvian images. (AP Photo/Karel Navarro). Read more!

Lighten up, for Christ's sake!

What better way to cheer oneself up than an annual visit to your primary physician? Irony of the day was their office calling to confirm all my details a few days prior--address, insurance, sexual inactivity--but neglecting to tell me they had moved their office across town.

They are such the practical jokers over there!



I killed time waiting for my doc by reading an inspiring tome: Mr. Potato Head: Put on a Happy Face!

And when was the last time Mr. Potato got nekkid and put his feet in stirrups? That's what I thought.

The doc asked my favorite question: "What are you using for birth control these days?"

"I'm with Governor Palin on this one, doc. It's all about abstinence."

She looked worried. Probably a damn Democrat.

The fun continued with a full pelvic and an admonishment to "Get over it" and go get a mammogram. (Hey, can't they cut a size AAA a break?!)

And what have YOU done for fun, lately?



Where's the female Potato Doc? And why are they all married???

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